Todays, my big sister Sadie left us. Momsa tolds us she hads a tumor in her brains and it was times for us to lets her go. I don’t ‘zactly understands and I been lookings for her. My big bro and momsa has been very sads an that makes me sads too. Who is going to keeps me outs of troubles if my big sis is not heres? just sads.
We has not hads much snows this years, so I hads to finds a new hobby to keeps me in shapes. An today my momsa broughts home some good dirts an I helps her by spreadings it arounds an compactins it. Iz my jobs, m’kay?
Momsa been replanting the veggies garden and I been helpings with the greens an the cabbages an the cauliflowers. I also maybes eats more than I plants an momsa say I’m “in tha ways”, but I knows she needs my helpses…..
Momsa is off all weeks, so I been busies helpsin hers in the yard. Im gettings BERY good at compactins tha dirts. Is importants to help, m’kay? Is not my faults if sun is shinin ands I gets a bits sleepys. mmmm warm dirts……
When you momsa wakes up, act casual. Likes “Hey Momsa, maybe wants to get up an makes me some bacons?” You don’t have to actually say it. You just have to gets up on the bed where you nots sposed to be and stare intently. She will gets the message….
If’n she donts get up right aways, try layings down on hers legs to shows you understans is hard beings a lazy humans.
If’n she STILLS wont get ups, show her you dirty belly like “hey momsa, I needs a baths AND breakfast… days awasting, better gets up!”
If all else fails, give hers you cutest face and try an looks like you starvin and startings to panics…. works everytimes!!