Hurricane Rosie

Well, I been hadsin a sads lately ’cause momsa been tellin me about all my friendses that aren’t heres anymore an even tho I’m still a little girl, I knows that means I can’t sees them again until its my turns to go (which momsa says can’t be for a very longs times). So todays, she tooks me with her over to my great aunts house where my momsa is puttin in some kinda human path (you’d never see a dog that couldn’t find his way outta the yards without a big block sidewalks, sheesh). An my great auntsa says how bigs I’ve gotten an what a goods girl I am growins up to be, which made my momsa proud. I just hopes I can grows up to be as noble as my friend Fortis, or as goodhearted as my friend Mac. I’m tryin, anyhows.

Can you believes I used to looks like dis? my ears! sheesh.

Iz my new words for tha week ‘abdominal’… means ‘Ima big, nasty means, scaries sno dawg’!! Grrrr. I thinks so anyway.

momsa took us up to the snows since we hads a big storm last weeks an the snows is all soft an pillowy so momsa saids we burns lotsa energies hoppins through the snows!! Woo hoo.

monkeybutt photobomb

plz to squeeze by?

monkeydog rosie, over an out.

We been stucks inside ALL Weeks, so finally momsa tooks us up to the snows again to a meadows we hasn’t ever beens to before. Momsa says we’re gonna calls it ‘Slushie Meadows’ from nows on. It was pretty funs even though momsa made me wear ‘the bootie of shame’ on my power paw. I still gots to ice skates a little bits an run in the slushes, which is funs. Happy Almosts Xmas Eve!!

Monkeybutts, over and out!

We beens stuck insides for likes a week ’cause of the rains (an cause momsa says I’ma bad skier an my paw needs to heals up). But anyways, bein stuck makes momsa stir crazies sooo she been roastin us lots of different meatses, includin turkeys an roast beasties!! I likes to keep an eye on the whole process for quality controls…….

Momsa took us up snowshoein on the forests serves us roads today an I felt sooooo good runnin an doin my sno-ga an jumpin logses an chasin my sibs…

But then I’s decides to try ‘skiin’ down this steep slope on my front paw (even though momsa was yellin ‘no’ an had ‘the face’ on)

but then momsa saw this……

an I mades her chase me ’cause she seemd a lil mads…an she saw this

Which meants momsa say the tripses is over an was I tryin to gives her a heart ‘tack an then she mades me ride back to the car likes this… (she says she’ll post tha pics, but she wantses da’niability).

EDIT by ‘The Sherpa’ – we actually have the doubleback harness (which would have been a bit more ideal if it hadn’t been left at home), so luckily the webmaster (with a bit of reinforcement) worked out for the transport. Her highness is now sleeping off her indignities and has hopefully learned her lesson……..

I decideds that I shoulds share my fitness sekrets with your guys. Lots of peoples aks my momsa how I gets these sleek muscles an I’m here to tell you it’s my own methods – which I calls ‘Sno-ga’. It’s like yoga, and in the snow, but is very advancded an youse shouldnt ‘tempt dis at homes until you builds up yer core fitness. ‘M’kay? Lets me show you somes of the moves….

Is very ‘portant that you relax an stretchs before tryin dis

Dis is “headbutt” only you head an you butts should touch snow

Dis is “bellies scrunch” workses the abs

Dis is “flapsjack”, youse hafs to roll backs an forth without lettin you feets touch the snow. Is quite hards (notes my con’stration)

Dis called “I hears you” – when you gets to master concentration levels, you can actually hears da small aminals heart beatsing unner the snow.

Dis called ‘hallo dolly’ – is like headbutts, but less butts an more chests

dis called “side of beef” – I’m the beefs, get it?

dis called “flap scrunch” – is combination of flapjackses an belliescrunch

dis called “fish outta water” – helpses wit da luvshandles

dis called ‘roadkill’ – note da tongue. Is very ‘portant part.

makes sure, when you ‘temptin these, that you stays hi’drate. Eats a little snows an makes sure you boogers don’t freezes in you nose.

dis called ‘You hears dat?’ – also goods for luvshandles

an backs to the ‘headbutt’

Well, that is alls for now. ‘member nots to overdoo is when you is just startin out. M’kay?

I loves the lakes. You can swimses an runs an chew sticks an smells rocks an is always funs. Always.

dis my bigs bro, ziggy. He lets me wins.

dis my bigger sis, Sadie. She don’t lets me wins.

I’m gettin pretty speedies, tryin to keeps up

Looks! Flyin slinger AN a flyin snot rocket!!! I am AWESOME!

Dis my pack

Someones has to keeps an eye out an makes sure they gets done just right….

Happys almost holidays!

Dis my big Sis, Sadie (AKA ‘The Enforcer’ when it comes to Wyatt an me on our blind date). We likes to wrestle an the winner getses whatever we wrestle over. momsas lap or tha big couch, or boths at the same times. I LUVS My Sis.

Momsa loaded us up this mornins an droves us up to the trail for Musick Meadows near shaver lake an the snows was really soft an deeps an it was soooo beautifuls! It did makes us get tireds prity quicks an so then we had to walks behind momsa while she mades more trails an I tried to gets her to carry me back, but she saids since I’m a big girls now I gotta do my bestes. an We’re in trainin so I can builds up to goin ski’in. An now we is homes an there is foods smell but i’m havin a hard time stayin awakes. Happy SnowBeast Day fellow tripawds!!!

WAITS fer ME!!

Me an My Big Sis

momsa breakin trails for us