Hurricane Rosie

In dis house, a good tussle = mucho love. I haves my routines, but I LOVES to wrassle! Any time of the day or night! I crushes my sibs and pins ’em down so they know whos the bosses! When I wrestle my momsa, however, she likes to cheat. Is true! She gets me in a lock an then she rubs me an scratches me an I get so distracteds that I forget which moves I was gonna use on her. Someday. Someday I’ll gets her….

My uncle cames by today with the bestest gift eber!! Iz a pinks tee shirts!! He hadz it mades just for me an its is very warms an softs an it makes me soooo pretties!! It sez ‘3 legses is 2 more than I needs to kicks your butt!’ I can’t waits to wear it to the parks!

momsa saids I haz a ‘pointment for gettin a spades next week. But then a few days ago she pulleds out my big girl britches (which I loveses) an nows I haves to wait to get my spade (which I don’t knows what it is, but I luvs ‘prises). See, my britches? They iz pink an haves an eyeful towers (’cause I’m french, ya’know right?)

Momsa took us to the lakes today an I couldn’t waits to get ins (which I’m nots ‘posed to do ‘less I wear my lifesjacket). And then I swams waaaay far out an momsa almost fainted ’cause she was so worrieds. and she evens came in the water afters me, but Im part fishes so I don’t know whys she was so upsets at me. Fishes belongs in the water, moms.

Though I was a bit tireds. just a bit.

and it’s definitely me. Momsa found these pics from when we wents to the snow an she says mine is irrefutably the most definitives monkeybutt ever. That makes me top monkeybutts.

I told momsa i wantsed to be somethin super sneakies for howl o ween and dis is whats she brungs home for me. Not whats I had in mind, moms….

This is whats I thinks of you, costumes!

Turns out momsa did comes home an she broughts bacons an a stuffed fishes for me. I mights of pitchded a whiney baby fit durin bedtimes so she’d let me sleeps in the big beds, but only caused I loveses an missded her. *sigh*

Momsa lefts us with our uncles an the dogsitter for a wholes week! Jus cause she saids she hads to ‘work’. Sheesh. Is so sad when your own momsa abandons you. evens if she saids someones has to brings the bacons home (an I loves bacons). I WANTS MY MOMSA!!!

an is no good tryins to bribe me with watersmelon….

Its nice an cools now, so momsa took us up to Shaver to swims an romp through the meadowses. I kept tryin to swim out in the deep water but momsa made me stay in the shallows until I gets a new lifevest. Turns out im too bigs now for the old one!

I mades my firstes long hike an nows I’m a mtn dog likes my sibs! We hikedses in 3 miles one way to this bigses lake an I chasded a chipmonks an my momsa didn’t even haves to carry me backs to the cars!! Now that Ima year olds I gets to do even cooler stuffs!