Hurricane Rosie

Iz mah faborit things in the worlds an there hasnt beens any snows ALL seasons….. until this weekends!!!  Happy Crazy Snowdogs Days!

Ands now I can work on mah Sno-ga!! (is likes yoga, buts in da snow).

upsidedownward dogsesbelly scrunchesroaches in da snows

grabbity reverses

And then the shakeses to gets da snow out of you nose.

Is loves, m’kay? Don’t forgets to let you momsa smooches you. Snows and smooches.

Is warms and sunnies here. 75 degreeses. So Ims helpings mah momsa in tha yards. She needses me. Even iffn she keeps tryin to makes me get downs. I gotsa be meeeeeee………

Mah big bro and I are workings on qualifyins for the ‘Limpics. Lots of rehersin is requireds…..

  Momsa been replanting the veggies garden and I been helpings with the greens an the cabbages an the cauliflowers. I also maybes eats more than I plants an momsa say I’m “in tha ways”, but I knows she needs my helpses…..

Momsa is off all weeks, so I been busies helpsin hers in the yard. Im gettings BERY good at compactins tha dirts. Is importants to help, m’kay? Is not my faults if sun is shinin ands I gets a bits sleepys. mmmm warm dirts……

When you momsa wakes up, act casual. Likes “Hey Momsa, maybe wants to get up an makes me some bacons?” You don’t have to actually say it. You just have to gets up on the bed where you nots sposed to be and stare intently. She will gets the message….

If’n she donts get up right aways, try layings down on hers legs to shows you understans is hard beings a lazy humans.

If’n she STILLS wont get ups, show her you dirty belly like “hey momsa, I needs a baths AND breakfast… days awasting, better gets up!”

If all else fails, give hers you cutest face and try an looks like you starvin and startings to panics…. works everytimes!!

Keep on it, chowhoundses.  Luvs, Rosie

Haz been nice and warms here, so mah siblins an I haz a lazies day an naps in the courtyard. Hopes all mah friends is havin a Happies New Years too!!

Momsa hads the mornings off, so me an my sibs wents to mah FABORIT place, tha lakeses!! An I gots to digs in tha sands and eateds the sticks an chases mah frisbees…. is good to be meeeeee……….

Keeps on truckins, tripawds….

Is true. Am guilty. Since momsa gots us tha house, I has become a full times addicted couch potatoes. When I’m not workin, that is. Momsa gots me some little babies chickens to raise and be ‘sponsible for an thats whats I been doin. Am very goods at it too. Momsa say I am “matures” now that Imma be 4 in just 1 more week! i do still gets in a little bits o trouble though, ebery now and then……

Buts when Im not workings, mah faborite place to be is on tha couches. I can see tha wholes streets an all the squirrelses an birdses an mailmans. Is nice.

Hopes all mah friendses are healthies and happies!

Luvs, Rosie

Hurricane Rosie checking back in to wish all my friendses a happy news year! Momsa say that since I’m now 3.5 yearses old, I can posts unsupervised! So lets me tell you ’bout this @s*%&$ squirrel… Ooops, nevermind. Momsa say she still habs editorial rights….

Anyways, we finally gots some of my favorite white stuff up the hill, so momsa tooks me and my sibs to go burn off some of the holiday turkeys we been eatin too much of. Aww yeah.

Monkeybutts Rosie, ober and out!